I have never believed in omens or the interpretation of dreams or anything like that ... My theory is that what we dream is a sort of reproduction of what we live or think in day to day. And as my blog will dream, today I wanted to bring up the subject, and I have researched a bit by the network to see what was the matter. I found a page where some items were listed alphabetically on things and dream interpretation. I put the link to the page , not to come after me with plagiarism, because I use such interpretations which I found (what is dark and clear are my words). I've only brought out some that have caught my attention, I've been on the side of relationships and sex, which remained the most lucrative, but there are curious like farts dream (dreams anyone farts? And in dreams how appear, they are visible?)
Farts dream that indicates he feels some passive aggression. You must learn to make their emotions more directly. (Come on, take a few tablets of Aero-red and settled matter, I guess ...)
dream that is embracing his partner may mean that there will soon be misunderstandings, quarrels and disagreements arising from a possible infidelity. (Do not want to imagine what it will mean to dream that you fight with your partner, because it says nothing about the page, the same is being censored)
dream that embraces family may mean that they suffer an illness or sadness. If you dream you are fighting with someone in your family is a bad omen, you will have bad luck, something terrible will happen. (So it is best not to dream of family in any possible way imaginable ... and what is not clear is whether the degree of consanguinity even more negatively affect the subject or so as it leaves the branch political family)
If the dreamer is a woman and dream that hugs a friend, means you will be unfaithful to her husband. If a man dreams that he embraces a woman, announcing the arrival of a child. (Manda noses ... the only woman with a hug and is unfaithful, but now the man embraces a woman not using contraception because the light is announcing the arrival of a son ... but it says that is cheating ... will and grace of the Holy Spirit ... imagine! This interpreter is a bit sexist ...)
If you dream that your husband / wife is embracing another home, he announces future infidelities. (Now imagine everyone who reads this and has this dream, or has had, looking for a lawyer to divorce ...) If you dream that you try to hug someone and away, it means to be separated or divorced. (This is what the previous day had the dream of the embrace. The recurring dream means that it has initiated the process, so is the lawyer who led him away from the hug, so it will not take back his decision to divorce and keep their profits)
If you dream that embraces a person of the same sex (without the family), it means failure. (Would not this be interpreted as a homophobe? I dread to think what will be dreaming about something more ... intimate)
dreams related to sex, are difficult to analyze because all the elements involved are important. (When I read this I thought he meant by "all the elements involved" that are bought in a sex shop, but no, I read all the sexual dreams and that issue nor mentioned, interpreted the same when there was still no such outlets)
If you dream that keeps sex pure and simple, without any feeling for the person who appears in the dream, denotes a deficiency emotional or professional level. (I wonder if the fact that the person appearing in the dream is the boss, employee or both together, will have an added plus to the interpretation, rather than emotional or professional shortcoming is that you screwed up with all the equipment ...)
If you dream that keeps non-consensual sex by the other party or with someone who does not love him or someone of the same sex ... Mean a bad omen, for which the dreamer ... (To interpret this does not need to be a professional interpreter ... Sex without consent: more than a bad omen is that as cleared leaves legs to teal. Sex with someone who does not love you: equals "you will not eat a walleye out of sleep." sex with someone of the same sex: Could it be that the interpreter is Maricastaña year and then repeat the homophobia?)
If you dream of sexual organs, is because it feels good with his life in all aspects. Instead if you dream you are teaching their sexual organs, is because it needs a complete sex life. (This is you're dreaming you're in ball calmly watching TV, and so far everything is going well, your life is perfect in every way. Now, when the bell rings, do not you dare open the door, that would be be in the doldrums in sex. Even if you have not noticed and have opened, to counter the bad omen that, you get naked in real life and may the exhibitionism Live does work, the same directory full sexual life that said you needed sleep)
To dream that you see the sex of a person of the opposite sex, to be abnormal (refers to member) , ie too small or too large or without hair, means that it will commit marital infidelity business failures, misjudgment, or calculation, yearning to get out of a committed relationship or push it ... ("here only refers to the penis no? Or the women's size also matters? And today's hair is not very common abnormal, it is clear that this has been written centuries ago ... And what's eagerness to leave a relationship that oppresses him, can sense the size too large, but imagine the size too small with respect to the relationship compromised by a miscalculation ... and that is why it's infidelity. In business, I failed completely lost, unless it relates to spend the day being measured to ensure the member is too large or small, and does not stick to water at work ...)
If you dream you see the sex of a person of the opposite sex, sex that seems normal, it means looking forward to new experiences, repressed desires, obstacles and delays in its affairs number. (same as to reach this dream must have first passed through the former, and so to be clear what is meant by "normal". What I do not add up here are the obstacles or delays in other business ... Does this mean that if I delayed on an issue or do I have obstacles in my life, it's easy to dream of a normal size penis, and if I have no obstacles everything goes smoothly and what is the size? Because this is also going to affect my marriage relationship, according to the above point, so I regard myself have brought more obstacles to dream of a normal member and have a smooth married life)
dream that keeps sex with a person who is not his wife or her husband, it means that reality is dissatisfied with the sex she has with her partner. If not, may simply be a fantasy. In that case, the council is to provide that part of imagination and fantasy in his personal life, ie sex, she has with her spouse. That way your relationship will be complete. (Oo "Here what you are asking? What do you bring as an addition to the above the scene and brought into the marriage?" Yes, baby, tonight we assemble it with the fruit bowl, is that I had a dream last night He and an interpreter of dreams on the Internet says we need a contribution of imagination and fantasy to our intimate life ...)
dream that keeps sex with an ex you or who knows, but it is your wife / husband, you mean that it is reluctant to embark on a new relationship or a new project. Maybe they miss the sexual relationship he had with his ex or that other person and puts him nervous to discuss what the real feelings towards the former and to the special relationship they had. You may not want to acknowledge that he missed, and your spouse are not satisfied. Although they may seem incredible, there are many people that the days before her wedding, dreaming of his former partners, who tried to marry them. This is because such a passionate relationship with their courtship and living also means being concerned about the new approach it will take your life and the new role, you must play in their new married life. (I've lost me here at all, to interpret it other ... If the dream is before marriage is a question about the new approach that will take your life, but if it takes years married is that misses the ex ... Is not it easier to miss it when the memory is more recent, chilly? Does anyone remember the type of sexual relationship he had with his ex after gazillion years?)
; dream that maintains sex with a celebrity or someone famous, you are going in the right direction in life and has set a major goal in which he expects to succeed. (This I love ... and now that I think Angelina Jolie come to me if I can say I can not dream with Brad Pit, after telling me the interpreter of dreams I'm in the right direction and all that this will bring to my goals ...)
If heterosexual and dreams he is having sex with someone of the same sex, does not mean homosexual, but that accepts all sexual persuasions. (I accept them, accept them, as I see that the interpreter has also finally accepted, but now I prefer to dream about Brad Pitt, Hugo Silva ... and a few of the opposite sex, I'm still young and I are many goals ahead ...)
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